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Duke Nukem Forever

Uncensored Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Kicks Ass
Written Thursday, June 02, 2011 By Richard Walker
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Duke Nukem has never been known for its subtlety, so it's good to see Gearbox and 2K revelling in the many excesses of the ass-kicking, bubble gum chewing, cigar chomping, blonde flat-topped misogynist badass in the game's launch trailer, stating the game's case with nekkid ladies, rudeness and mucho OTT violence.

If you're of a sensitive disposition, you might want to give the video a miss, but if you love your shooter action way over the top, with a hefty dose of T&A, some mild swearing and lots of explosions, then look no further. It's good to see the Duke back in his element, knowing that he'll be arriving next week.

Check out the launch trailer to get reacquainted with Mr. Nukem, before the demo lands tomorrow and Duke Nukem Forever finally releases on June 10th worldwide. DNF will then land in North America four days later in June 14th.




 
 

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Comment #1 by TastyHalloween
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:25:04 PM
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I'll dl the demo and see how i feel about the game afterwards. Still don't see why everyone is hyped over this game. Not like its gonna live up to a 10 year development stage lol

 
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Comment #2 by XWafty CrankerX
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:33:14 PM
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looks pretty sweet

 
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Comment #3 by Baloth
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:47:53 PM
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"Hell, I'd still hit it"
Oh god I facepalmed so hard they felt tremors in China.

 
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Comment #4 by Roosterhooster
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:58:18 PM
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whats better than 2 tits? 3 alien tits mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
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Comment #5 by SirSephiroth
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:14:48 PM
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hahah! He kicked an eyeball in the stadium! or wasn't it?

 
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Comment #6 by BolgTheRapist
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:19:04 PM
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It will soon be time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!

 
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Comment #7 by MutantFreek
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:30:00 PM
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i may have to dl the demo first to see if its good (which i know it will be). looks like they kept a lot of comedy in it, i mean he just hit an alien right in the junk lol.

 
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Comment #8 by Solidgear3
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:30:14 PM
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@1 .. No way in hell it will live up to the hype.. It will EXCEED it!

 
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Comment #9 by Ecks37
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:38:59 PM
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I hope its not too short...looking forward to the trophies

 
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Comment #10 by ezkimo00
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:14:00 PM
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I would like to hear some Megadeth in this game... And in trailers:)

 
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Comment #11 by jdgkorn
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:18:26 PM
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@9 I saw a video that said the "Average" player can beat the game in appox 15hrs. Works for me.

 
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Comment #12 by oswald41
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:08:31 PM
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Anyone know what the song thats playing is?

 
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Comment #13 by jqtaxpayer
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:33:07 PM
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I hope this is like Time To Kill where he travels time, kicking thousands of years of ass in the process.

 
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Comment #14 by Banacheckfps
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:49:29 PM
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Should have the Demo in the morning, hope the Demo don't put me off. Anyway cannot wait to see what they have done with the multi-player. (Hail to the king baby)

 
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Comment #15 by dda1996a
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:03:24 PM
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does not seem that great. looks like a medicore funny fps...

 
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Comment #16 by Tranquilbez
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:05:32 PM
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Only a week left! I'm so effing Pumped for it!

 
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Comment #17 by WINAS3
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:12:54 PM
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Come Get Some!

 
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Comment #18 by 1galactus1
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:22:34 PM
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Hail to the king

 
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Comment #19 by TheLuzz
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:29:51 PM
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Am I the only one thinking it will still be delyed?

 
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Comment #20 by Musicedge
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:00:40 PM
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I myself can not wait for this. I wonder if the game will be hard though? I mean the OG games were hard as hell. Well atleast for me. It is like a late birthday gift for me. So awesome.

 
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Comment #21 by cAlllipo
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:02:26 PM
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Sucks a cock, not kicks an ass. This is not Duke, this is bullshit. I knew they gonna fuck up with it.

 
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Comment #22 by AnCafe14
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:09:44 PM
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I can't wait to play this!

 
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Comment #23 by SirSephiroth
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:17:23 PM
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@21 sucks a cock? you? wow... you are a pathetic at all. What its taste like? salty? cream? butter? skinish? Don't worry, your secret is safe with me -- uh oh! everyone are watch! Guess your cover is blown!

 
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Comment #24 by lucashp
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:46:16 PM
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@23 For someone who calls other people gay, you know a lot about how another man tastes like.

 
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Comment #25 by zpam
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 06:00:55 PM
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@23 FAIL LOL

 
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Comment #26 by Teigen_K
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 08:00:30 PM
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@3 LOL!!

 
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Comment #27 by Dawnbr3aker
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 09:20:29 PM
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@23 LOL2

 
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Comment #28 by downallthepower
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 09:33:27 PM
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@12 Mickey Avalon: Stroke Me

OTT, Yeah, that's Mickey.

 
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Comment #29 by FatalKrouzer
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 12:48:32 AM
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Time to chew gum and play the game..........and I'm all out of gum.

 
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Comment #30 by SirSephiroth
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 01:15:36 AM
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aww, break my heart-- guess what? it didn't work!

 
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Comment #31 by Angelusbane
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 03:23:58 AM
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@23 Apparently salty popcorn. At least that is what your Mum tells me.

 
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Comment #32 by EpicR3volver88
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 08:59:26 AM
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xD at the comments

 
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Comment #33 by WigSplasher
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 10:08:36 AM
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this game will kick your faces till the back of your head screams

 
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Comment #34 by JiiPee
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 01:16:07 PM
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@1 probably because most people that are hyped are fans of the game...

 
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Comment #35 by kraven_15
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 10:42:39 PM
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looks pretty much how I'd expect... disgustingly amusing. Seems like it should be a fun game with a bunch of laughs along the way :)

 
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Comment #36 by bradthewizard
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 05:28:02 PM
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How many other games let you pick up shit and throw it at enemies?

 
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Comment #37 by PORTA08
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 09:49:36 AM
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#36 gta IV for example: you can kill people with empty bottles form the ground


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Game Info
Developer:
Gearbox Software

Publisher:
2K Games

Genre:
Shooter

Release:

US: June 14, 2011
Europe: June 10, 2011
Japan: March 29, 2012

Resolution: 480p, 720p
Sound: Dolby Digital
Players: 1
Online Players : 2-8
ESRB: Mature
Collection:703
Wishlist:114
 
 
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