FYI - my demon chihuahua happened to the internet (I don't mean Nina because she's an angel) so I just spent the last hour repairing a cable line. If the cable guy had come out and I'd had to pay for that I'd have been pissed.
How did I know it was her?! I caught her when I got home chewing on it and I was like... oh what is this?!? The fucking internet cable line.