You have to ruin everything don't you, you always have to take things apart and examine all the details. You've ruined my night now, i hope you're happy. I'm going to go and watch Sex and the City and then cry myself to sleep.
I'm calling your bluff on that one. Each pack of bacon probably has, lets say, 12 slices. That makes each slice parts from about 8 different pigs. I'm no expert by any means, but that seems a little excessive. Besides, it's bacon. If ever there was an excuse, bacon would be it