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Militant Black Guy - Balls Of Steel - YouTube

I'll have toast instead, just to piss you off. Fight the Power!

Don't forget the ice cream

You have to ruin everything don't you, you always have to take things apart and examine all the details. You've ruined my night now, i hope you're happy. I'm going to go and watch Sex and the City and then cry myself to sleep.

I'm calling your bluff on that one. Each pack of bacon probably has, lets say, 12 slices. That makes each slice parts from about 8 different pigs. I'm no expert by any means, but that seems a little excessive. Besides, it's bacon. If ever there was an excuse, bacon would be it

Our bacon is sourced from local farms. We kill about 100 of these little guys just to make one pack of bacon. You don't need to worry about them though, our practices are completely inhumane

I love bacon, I'm digging that outcome ahead of the other one actually. Where are you getting the bacon from, Asda?

You can believe that if you like, the actual outcome is far different though.

They turn into this, right?
Simpsons clip 8 "Spiderpig" - YouTube

Haha, i can claim ignorance if a mod thinks it was inappropriate
Unless you squeal on me, and everyone knows what happens to little piggies that squeal