Trophies for Real Life Activities/Accomplishments/Challenges etc.

ClawinAtcha · 09-09-2009, 05:32 PM

So last night I'm in a situation which all of you can relate to: I'm trophy-hunting (ostensibly doing something constructive) while neglecting house-hold duties/chores (iow, being a worthless shitbag irl). And I wonder to myself... Would I be more productive if I could earn "trophies" for real life situations?

So I thought to make this thread. Which could end up being really funny... or crashing into flames. This all depends on your participation.

Here are a couple of examples. And since they are coming from me, they are admittedly lame.

Mount Sort-Me: You finally organized the pile of mail that has been accumulating for six months.

Just turn your shirt inside-out: You did your monthly load of laundry

Hopefully you see where I am going with this. Use your imagination... put icons with your trophies. Or don't. Come up with funny names for the trophies (I know there are a lot of you with a good sense of humor or wit). But basically list some "trophies" that you wish existed to give you an incentive to do things in real life. They can be as banal as household chores or an actual accomplishment like getting a raise at work or a 4.0 this semester, etc.

Show me what you got.

Cheung · 09-09-2009, 08:04 PM

These threads get stranger and stranger, but this one looks fun!

I wonder what is the platinum for life.

jcstahl · 09-09-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheung

I wonder what is the platinum for life.

Guess it'd have to be given after death for completing the game.

JackSD884 · 09-09-2009, 08:32 PM

At last
Lose your virginity

Yo momma
Insult your friends mom

Eat my shit
Eat some shit

You at bastard
Acumulate over 20000 chips eaten

India
Order your first curry

Broken
Break 5 bones in your body

Whats wrong with you?
Don't play PS3 for one WHOLE week

Life
You have successfully completed life

Axl00357 · 09-09-2009, 08:35 PM

GAME OVER-Get married

Dagger · 09-09-2009, 08:36 PM

If it's brown, it goes down...
Flush the toilet for the first time

I have a boo-boo
Get hospitalised for the first time

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Axl00357 · 09-09-2009, 08:42 PM

A For Effort
Have a failed sex attempt

JackSD884 · 09-09-2009, 08:43 PM

Look what you did
Kill your mother-in-law

JackSD884 · 09-09-2009, 08:45 PM

Doggy 69
Successfully complete all sex positions

Dagger · 09-09-2009, 08:46 PM

Man's best friend
Get your first dog!

They said it was like Call of Duty
Sign up for the Army

09-09-2009, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
ClawinAtcha Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 607 View My PS3T Profile	Trophies for Real Life Activities/Accomplishments/Challenges etc. So last night I'm in a situation which all of you can relate to: I'm trophy-hunting (ostensibly doing something constructive) while neglecting house-hold duties/chores (iow, being a worthless shitbag irl). And I wonder to myself... Would I be more productive if I could earn "trophies" for real life situations? So I thought to make this thread. Which could end up being really funny... or crashing into flames. This all depends on your participation. Here are a couple of examples. And since they are coming from me, they are admittedly lame. Mount Sort-Me: You finally organized the pile of mail that has been accumulating for six months. Just turn your shirt inside-out: You did your monthly load of laundry Hopefully you see where I am going with this. Use your imagination... put icons with your trophies. Or don't. Come up with funny names for the trophies (I know there are a lot of you with a good sense of humor or wit). But basically list some "trophies" that you wish existed to give you an incentive to do things in real life. They can be as banal as household chores or an actual accomplishment like getting a raise at work or a 4.0 this semester, etc. Show me what you got. __________________ Last Plat: NCAA Football 12 Next Up: TBD... God of War: Origins Collection maybe?

09-09-2009, 08:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
JackSD884 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kent, England Posts: 2,842 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	At last Lose your virginity Yo momma Insult your friends mom Eat my shit Eat some shit You at bastard Acumulate over 20000 chips eaten India Order your first curry Broken Break 5 bones in your body Whats wrong with you? Don't play PS3 for one WHOLE week Life You have successfully completed life __________________ It's been too long.. hai guyz First off, follow me on Twitter and secondly, I missed you all!

09-09-2009, 08:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Axl00357 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Braves Country Posts: 9,593 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	GAME OVER-Get married __________________ Leave the earth to Satan and his slaves, Leave them to their future in the grave Make a home where love is there to stay, Peace and happiness in every day

09-09-2009, 08:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dagger Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 4,330 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 7 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	If it's brown, it goes down... Flush the toilet for the first time I have a boo-boo Get hospitalised for the first time That's all I can think of at the moment. __________________ You Go Girl

09-09-2009, 08:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Axl00357 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Braves Country Posts: 9,593 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	A For Effort Have a failed sex attempt __________________ Leave the earth to Satan and his slaves, Leave them to their future in the grave Make a home where love is there to stay, Peace and happiness in every day

09-09-2009, 08:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
JackSD884 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kent, England Posts: 2,842 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	Look what you did Kill your mother-in-law __________________ It's been too long.. hai guyz First off, follow me on Twitter and secondly, I missed you all!

09-09-2009, 08:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
JackSD884 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kent, England Posts: 2,842 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	Doggy 69 Successfully complete all sex positions __________________ It's been too long.. hai guyz First off, follow me on Twitter and secondly, I missed you all!

09-09-2009, 08:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dagger Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 4,330 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 7 (more» ...) View My PS3T Profile	Man's best friend Get your first dog! They said it was like Call of Duty Sign up for the Army __________________ You Go Girl

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