Nobodygrotesque Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 When I was in 4th grade for the Talent show I got up on stage and sung the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song with no beat or music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browneskiii Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I once had catastrophic pins and needles in both legs while in a year 9 assembly, I got up and instantly fell over as I couldn't feel my legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 I once had catastrophic pins and needles in both legs while in a year 9 assembly, I got up and instantly fell over as I couldn't feel my legs... Ouch!!! one time while playing American Football (I was the running back) i went into a day dream and the ball was tossed to me and i got creamed by the other team!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodComplex Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 When I was around 6-7 y/o I was in karate class with a bunch of other kids my age. We were sitting down on the ground when all of a sudden I started peeing myself and I sat there as a pool of piss started to spread around in all directions:eek: Let's just say I never went back there again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 When I was around 6-7 y/o I was in karate class with a bunch of other kids my age. We were sitting down on the ground when all of a sudden I started peeing myself and I sat there as a pool of piss started to spread around in all directions:eek: Let's just say I never went back there again I don't blame you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyanide Breath Mint Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 6th grade full on chub in the playground. God damn sweat pants on too. No holding that bad bhoi back from teh laydeez. I blame Mimi. She was too hot for her own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 6th grade full on chub in the playground. God damn sweat pants on too. No holding that bad bhoi back from teh laydeez. I blame Mimi. She was too hot for her own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummersc007 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I broke my leg on an incline a feet high in front of all my friends a couple of years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyanide Breath Mint Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Abbazabba truly was my only friend for a few months after that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 Paranormal Activity scared the mess out of the me...well the last 15 minutes. The thing is I literally watch horror movies every night but hardly ever go to a theater to see them. the very final moment of the movie I closed my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie9000000 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 This happened to me earlier on at work. I was pushing some boxes across the floor (box of crisps, four high) The box at the bottom got caught on something, came to a dead stop, the three boxes on top did not stop, including me, I went flying (didn't fall over, thankfully), in front of about 20 people, including one of my supervisors, she nearly died of laughter. Still yet to watch it back on the security cameras xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bananas Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Oh boy, where would I begin? The one I remember the most and still makes me chuckle to this day is me having to really go to the restroom in 5th grade. Ran out the door and smacked into a girl and got knocked down flat on my ass while she didn't even flinch. Sad thing is, she was shorter than me too. 3 years later she was my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyanide Breath Mint Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Ah, well for work related embarrassing moments I had the following happen: In a small meeting room. Myself and 3 other ladies. During a recap of the fiscal highlights for this year, I slipped a totally unplanned fart and it wasn't quiet. The second it dropped, I very quickly and matter-of-fact excused my fart and continued talking and acted like there was nothing wrong with it. I could see the look of shock on their faces, chose to ignore it and within seconds they completely forgot I had ever farted. Meeting carried out perfectly smooth. I'm sure 20 minutes later they probably all asked themselves, "Wait, did he fart during that meeting???". The key to any accidental fart is to own it, excuse it like it's not a big deal and quickly carry on the current conversation. It's like dangling tin foil in front of a kitten. Easily distracted. /me closes eyes, waves hands mystically in the air, chanting incoherently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooler20 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 When I accidentally threw fountain drinks down an escalator and it fell on some guys and they starting screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkav Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I once had catastrophic pins and needles in both legs while in a year 9 assembly, I got up and instantly fell over as I couldn't feel my legs... This exact thing happened to me first day of year 7 except I busted out some killer Michael Jackson style leg and arm movements before I fell flat on my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaesub Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I remember arguing with a cashier at the grocery store about my change and being completely wrong So much for my math skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfree7 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Going into the restroom with a coworker who is having stomach problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuggernautClone Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I dislocated my knee trying to start a lawn mower. Good thing it wasn't out in public in terms of how embarrassing it would be, although in my defense, the mower was old and I had never used it before Another one I can think of was back in 7th grade, my friend always used the word queef (dont know if that's spelled correctly but whatever) and I had no idea what it meant. So one day as everyone was sitting down for class in Reading Literature (dumbest class ever), I said extremely loudly to him, "Hey Andrew, how's that queefing going?" He asked if I knew what the word mean and I said no, so he told me. I'm pretty sure everyone BUT the teacher heard it. Man those were the good days of 3-4 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 when I was younger I asked my mom for chocolate milk, she said no! so being a kid i called her a "black bastard" She made me drink hot sauce never cursed at my mom again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkav Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I dislocated my knee trying to start a lawn mower. http://cdn.bmx-forum.com/4/49/200x200px-ZC-49f9624a_276253_papel-de-parede-meme-jackie-chan_1280x1024.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodygrotesque Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 A convo with my older brother about trying to get a girlfriend Me- David can you help me? theres a girl I like in school and I don't know how to approach her David- well NG, all you have to do is play it cool ME-oooooh I will tell her I like Michael Jackson!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnierighteye Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I once got ran over by my own car, while I was driving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttercup Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 when I was younger I asked my mom for chocolate milk, she said no! so being a kid i called her a "black bastard" She made me drink hot sauce never cursed at my mom again My mom forced my brother to eat a huge too hot pepper once when he refused to go to bed. Anyway: in 6th grade we had our final school play. And the main character was supposed to kick a ball off stage but he kicked a bucket of water instead. Let's just say that I was standing at the wrong spot as I got completely wet. The worst things was that everyone could see my underwear as I was wearing white/light pink clothes; everyone's parents, siblings, teachers, pupils, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuggernautClone Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 (edited) http://cdn.bmx-forum.com/4/49/200x200px-ZC-49f9624a_276253_papel-de-parede-meme-jackie-chan_1280x1024.jpeg I used my hip-twisting-power (lol) to try and give myself more force when pulling the starting string thing. I also was twisting my left knee in the process, so after a few tries it popped (HUGE emphasis on the word POPPED). But that image right there sums up my first thought after I was told it was dislocated XD Edited July 3, 2013 by JuggernautClone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosh Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 (edited) Haha I have a REALLY embarrassing one. Can't believe I'm actually gonna tell this story but.... I don't drive, and neither does anyone in my immediate family, so when I dropped out of uni I had to get the train back with pretty much all my stuff. I had a suitcase that I shoved in the luggage rack and one of those massive camping rucksacks on the table in front of me as there was no where else to put it. About half an hour into the journey I started to hear a buzzing noise. Everyone was looking around trying to figure out if it was their phones or if there was something wrong with the train. After a while I realised that something in my rucksack must have dislodged...my...um...'toy' and switched it on. And that's where the buzzing was coming from! I think I realised at about the same time as everyone else on the train as some looked mortified and some looked like they were about to break into hysterical laughter I spent the rest of the train journey with my hood up slyly trying to turn it off. Hands down the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me! Edited July 3, 2013 by Moosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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