I think I just had the longest conversation ever with a support service. Take a look.
Carol: Hi, my name is Carol. How may I help you?
(Carol!? Like the one that talked to Irish-and-Proud? Hmmm...)
Me: Hey there
Me: I have a question about FIFA 09
Me: I wanna know if the Interactive Leagues are opening again, allowing us customers to get the Rea lWorld Winner trophy.
Me: and the Platinum as well
Carol: Interactive leagues for Fifa 09 is closed. It will only be available for Fifa 10.
(Ok, exact same answer than before. I had to ask if...)
Me: Am I talking to a real person?
Carol: yes.
(Ok, the lack of a capital letter made me believe so.)
Me: Ok
Me: I know IL are closed at the moment. My question is: will they re open?
Carol: No.
Me: Then the platinum for FIFA 09 is unobtainable?
Carol: Yes.
Me: So that constitutes a deficiency on the product?
Me: Since it isn't 100% operational, right?
Carol:
Yes.
(This goes out to anyone who keeps saying that the product is not broken. They admit it themselves.)
Me: Then I wanna know how do I get a refund for the product, since it is malfunctioning.
Carol: No.
Me: No what?
(This was one of the many "hold up"'s I got during this conversation)
Me: What do you mean by "No"?
Carol: Are you having donloaded copy?
(Is there a legal downloaded copy of this game? I don't know any...)
Me: No, I bought the disc from the store.
Carol: Ok.
Me: And...?
(another hold up)
Carol: Wait 24 hors you yill be asblr yo play online.
Me: I didn't understand
(did you, readers?) 
Me: English is not my first language
Me: Please repeat the last answer
Carol: I am forwarding the issue to my senior support who will get in touch with you through email and also look into it at the earliest, will that be okay with you?
(Irish-and-Proud got this same answer as well)
Me: How long will that take?
Me: A friend of mine got the same answer but no future reply.
Carol: You will be receiving this answer on Monday.
(Fair enough. It was Saturday.)
Me: Ok
Me: Can you tell me if any solution is being developed, since it is impossible to get the trophy?
Carol: Sorry, we don't have any information about the patch of Fifa 09 right now.
I-&-P got this one as well)
Me: But will there be one?
Carol: No idea.
Me: Did Fifa 08 got patched after Fifa 09's release?
Carol: No.
Me: Ok
Me: Since you're forwarding information to your senior staff, can you forward a message from me to them as well?
Carol: Why not, please?
(This question can also give us some hints that we're talking to a real person)
Me: Ok
Me: As an experient gamer, I use a lot of foruns to discuss issues like these.
Me: And you can imagine the controversy that this particular issue is generating...
Me: All I wanna say is this: Peopla are getting e-mails about this saying "Yes, they will open"
(the David / Daouda C. guy)
Me: and others saying "No, it won't"
Me: I'm not gonna lie to you! You have the best football game on the market
Me: But due to this problem, a lot of people are giving up on EA
Me: They're either gonna give their money to Konami or not buying any football game at all
Me: Plus, if you do nothing about it, there might even be players like me who will give up on Ultimate Team, just because this Platinum is unobtainable
Me: I mean, think about it: I wanna give you more money for this game if you're willing to fix it
Me: And I'll buy FIFA 10 for sure
Me: But only if you fix this one
Me: If you don't, I'll never buy a FIFA game anymore
Me: And I'm not the only one
Me: That's it
Carol: Your feed back is greatly valuable to us. I am forwarding your valuable feed back to the appropriate department. This is very important. Thanks for your time and feed back.
Me: That sounds like a machine answering...
(LOL! It does actually...
)
Me: But ok...
Me: I'll forward you the particular link of the forum that is generating a huge fuss around this subject
Me:
Interactive Leagues WILL reopen - Official Response from EA
Me: You have the best franchise on the market
Me: But if it doesn't work properly, people will eventually give up on it.
Carol: Ok.
Me: I'm willing to buy a new FIFA year after year
Me: Even pay for any downloadable content you might release
Me: But only if you're willing to fix the error you made on this one.
Me: If you don't, it will be 70€ you won't receive every year
Me: Without mentioning the DLC
Me: That's my cut. Now multiply it by a lot of players who haven't got this trophy.
Me: I would be much apreciated if this information could be passed on.
Carol: Sure.
Me: I'l also be posting this conversation on that website I mentioned.
Carol: I will escalate this points to appropriate dept.
Me: Ok
Me: I'll be back on Monday, even if I get a response.
Me: I haven't given up on you YET
MeCarol: Ok.
Me: So all I ask is that you don't give up on me (us, the gamers) too
Me: Or you might lose a lot of fans and a big share of the market to your competition
Carol: Thanks for talking to us. Bye and take care.
(She didn't even ask if I had any other question. Simply goodbye...)
Me: I have another question
Me: Bye?
Me: I wanna clear out another issue
Me: Are you there?
(Another hold up...)
Carol: Yes.
Me: I saw on your website that Ultimate Team suffered a discount.
Me: Since I can't access it atm, can you tell me what's the new price for it?
Carol: Ok, Please allow me few minutes.
(This one cracked me up! Few minutes? I swear I could have lived my whole life, died and reborn while she checked the price...)
Carol: The $10 cost is for the Unlock Key, which grants you access to the full version of Ultimate Team.
(This is the price since the release of the DLC in March 19th. Bad answer.)
Me: I'm from Europe. Can you tell me the price over here?
Carol: Please contact Play station support for this because you have to purchase this from them.
Me: Ok
Me: How often do you provide support for old games such as FIFA 09?
Carol: Why are you asking this question?
(Because this is support service and you're supposed to answer my questions as long as they're reasonable, not question me back!)
Me: Because I wanna know if I can have any hope about the resolution of the issue that first brought me here based on your history.
(Well, of course! DUUH!)
Me: Is that so hard to answer?
(This might have been a bit harsh but she deserved it.
)
Carol: We receive 2 to 3 contacts of Fifa 09.
(Another bad answer.)
Me: ??
Me: How does that answer my question?
Me: How many old games still get support even though they don't get sold anymore?
Carol: I think this can be answered by our supervisor more efficiently.
Carol: So please let me forward this issue.
Me: Ok, I'll wait.
Carol: You will receive an email from our seniors.
(This is when I gave up fighting such vague and incompetent Support Service...)
Me: Sure, it all comes down to the same answer doesn't it?
Me: Well, good night then
Me: That's all
Carol: Bye and take take care.