Rage isn't just the name of the game.
It is also what I'm feeling while playing these piece of crap minigame. Took me five hours to get the Tombstone and 5 finger filet trophies.
I did manage to get a ton of cash during my first hour of tombstone, by betting max and saving if I won on the second turn.
My winning strategy that got me the trophy in 30-45 minutes was simply betting 5 dollars and pressing (x) over and over... and over. I don't know if my luck was just bad or what but it was not very fun.
But oh boy 5 finger filet. Oh boy. I invented some new ways to string together sentence enhancers. I could do the first 3 levels of it in my sleep and the fourth one 95% of the time, they all followed a set pattern and after playing each of them countless times I had no problems with them.
The last one seemed to be different each time I played it. Horrible horrible horrible. Pure reflex, fuck twitch gaming.
I hate minigames so god damn much.