Most of mine stem from Merrill
Hawke (to Fenris): "Merrill's quite capable of handling herself."
Merrill: "I am? I mean - yes, of course I am!"
(Miner): "...but don't go that way, there's a huge dragon!"
(Merrill - to Hawke): "Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before."
Varric: Daisy, you've got to stop cutting through the alleys in Lowtown at night!
Merrill: Why? Nothing's happened to me so far.
Varric: I know, and that nothing is costing me a fortune!
Varric: Dear Varric learn to parry signed your innards.
Ok this last one only came up because I was sarcastic and chose the "Fire!" option to get rid of some guards at the docks.
Guard: Sh*t! A fire could destroy the loot. We have to check!
Merrill: But there's not really a fire, is there?
Hawke: No, Merrill. It's a trick.
Merrill: Oh! That's very clever, then!
(the guards attacked the party)
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool." - Flemeth
Last edited by Tiedyemonkey; 03-13-2011 at 12:51 PM.